Duck Duck Grey Duck

Why 'grey duck,' you may ask? What is so...WRONG...with Minnesotans that we can't possibly use 'goose' like every other state in the nation?

It's simple. Minnesotans teach their children to be imaginative and creative. A typical game of 'Duck Duck Goose' involves a child tapping other children on the head repeating 'duck, duck, duck, duck...goose!' Now, consider a Minnesotan version of the game. 'Purple duck, orange duck, ggggggggggrrrrrrrreen duck, polka-dot duck, silly duck...Grey duck!' Way, way more fun.

QED.